Long Way To Mow - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Cream-yellow retro script text reads

Cream-yellow retro script text reads "Never Fight a Dinosaur" above a pulp-style illustration of a blue-toned man in a suit squaring off against a green dinosaur lunging with jaws open

beside block text reading "BASEBALL CLUB

representing a small Maryland fishing town where baseball and the Chesapeake Bay were inseparable

but places like the Sea Lion fed you the whole Pacific horizon

Long Way To Mow - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Cream-yellow retro script text readsSlapping a Screaming Chicken on a riding mower is the most Bandit move any suburban dad has ever pulled. Eastbound and down, just trying to finish before the HOA shows up. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Arched black sans serif text reads "WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO MOW" curving above "AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE." A black and golden yellow riding lawn mower features a prominent golden phoenix hood decal, with green grass clippings